Domestic Horror Stories #1 – A Brilliant Disguise.

She looked out the window.  “You want us to move to a town that has painted their water tower to look like a boob?”

“It’s not a boob, it’s a flower,” he said.

“Okay.  You want us to move to a town that has given it’s water tower a pastie.”

“At least you know they are of high moral character.”

“Because even the water tower in never naked?”

“Exactly.”

“Still looks like a boob.”

“Let’s not mention that to the sundry.”

“You hope I don’t mention it to the sundry.”

“You won’t.”

He pulled the truck into the driveway of a ranch style house with blue siding.  The realtor was waiting for them in the yard.

“Love the flower on the water tower,” she said as she shook the realtor’s hand.

“There’s been a big debate going on, some people around here think it looks like a boob,” said the realtor.

 

 

 

 

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s